Dork Diaries: Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life

Dork Diaries: Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life

Rachel Renee Russell

Language: English

Pages: 83


Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

It’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid for girls in this hilarious new novel!
Dork Diaries follows eighth grader Nikki Maxwell as she chronicles through text and sketches her move to a snooty new school; her epic battle with her mom for an iPhone; her enthusiasm for drawing and art; and a love/hate fascination with the new school’s queen bee, a girl named Mackenzie, who becomes Nikki’s rival in a schoolwide art competition. Nikki writes about friendships, crushes, popularity, and family with a unique and fresh voice that still conveys a universal authenticity. Nikki’s sketches throughout her diary add humor and spunk to the book, a surefire hit with tween girl readers.

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ran out of the cafeteria and went straight to the nearest girls’ restroom. Inside, there were about five girls at the mirror trying out one another’s lip gloss flavors. They completely froze and just stared at me in horror with their mouths wide open. It was like they had NEVER seen anyone covered from head to foot in spaghetti and cherry jubilee before. Some people are so RUDE! I kind of staggered back into the hallway like a zombie. But instead of leaving a trail of slimy, rotted

swiped a That’s So Hot! and buried her nose in it. Suddenly, she gasped and then shrieked: “OMG! This is exactly what we should do!” “What? Get makeovers and become teen supermodels?” I asked sarcastically. “NO! Of course not!” Chloe said, rolling her eyes at me. “I know! I know! Make. Your. Face. Zit. Proof!” Zoey said, reading one of the captions printed on the magazine cover. “No way!” Chloe said. “Not that!” She was so excited, her eyes were practically bulging out of their

of humor. Soon, Chloe and Zoey came staggering up to the front desk, each loaded down with a stack of books that needed to be put away. When they saw us, their mouths dropped open. They looked at me, then at Brandon, then at me again. Then at Brandon. Then back at me. Then Brandon. Then me. Then Brandon again. This went on like FOREVER! They were gawking at us like we were a new animal exhibit at the zoo or something. It was SO embarrassing! Brandon’s smile went slightly

asphyxiation than be spotted riding around in the “roachmobile”! I have to admit, we probably looked like a FREAK SHOW ON WHEELS. It was SO embarrassing! I wondered how serious my injuries would be if I jumped from a moving vehicle traveling forty-five miles per hour. Assuming I survived, I could at least walk home and end the humiliating ride in Dad’s van. About ten minutes later, we drove up a long driveway that led to a huge house. Wow! Nice house, I thought. Too bad it has

actually dug up half of Mom’s flower garden trying to find her tooth. Since then Brianna has been paranoid that the tooth fairy is going to sneak into her room in the middle of the night and pull out ALL her teeth to make dentures. But my prank kind of backfired, because now she absolutely REFUSES to use the bathroom at night unless I first check to make sure the tooth fairy is not hiding behind the shower curtain or under the bath towels. And if I’m not quick enough, Brianna will have a

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