Filthy, Funny, and Totally Offensive: Jokes So Dirty Comedians and Entertainers Only Tell Them to Each Other

Filthy, Funny, and Totally Offensive: Jokes So Dirty Comedians and Entertainers Only Tell Them to Each Other

Jeffrey L. Gurian, Tripp Whetsell

Language: English

Pages: 196

ISBN: 2:00266434

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

If you loved The Aristocrats have we got a book for you!
However, for all you granola-eating, Birkenstock-wearing, tree-hugging, sensitive share-the-love wimps, keep moving if you value the purity of your mind.
On the other hand, if you love a delightfully down and dirty joke, if you enjoy shocking the socks off the weenies of the world then Filthy, Funny and Totally Offensive will guarantee to have the PC Police knocking down your door

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Jokes for Men Only

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builds her a hammock, and does everything he can think of to make her comfortable. And the days pass, and the weeks pass, and he takes such good care of her that she finds herself slowly falling in love with him. So after many, many, many months, she finally starts sleeping with him. She's just so grateful to him, and one day she says, "You know, I'm so grateful to you, I'd do anything for you." He says, "Great." So one day they're walking along the beach, and he says to her, "You said you'd do

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Filthy, Funny, and Totally Offensive agree. So the human guy goes off with the space alien woman, and the space alien guy goes off with the Earth woman. The space alien gets undressed, and the Earth woman is shocked to see how small his penis is. He tells her not to worry. "Just pull on my ears vertically and see what happens." So she pulls his ears up and down, and his penis gets bigger and bigger. He tells her, "Stop pulling when you're happy with it." She says, "That's great, but it's so

nun was happy, "Look, a bar of soap." The next nun did the same, put a quarter in his mouth, pulled his penis, his elbow went up, and she got a bar of soap. The third nun put a quarter in his mouth, pulled his penis, and nothing happened. She pulled his penis again and nothing. She kept pulling and pulling and finally she was like, "Look! Ivory Liquid!" 92 Filthy, Funny, and Totally OHenaive Aubrey Reuben I said to this girl, "Put your hand in my pocket." She said, "I can't do that. I'll feel

worry, I'll be behind the couch." Gina Brillon My brother's gay. I was so happy when he came out, because for the longest time I thought I was the only one who liked anal. I dated a thug for a while. Our sex life was so weird; every time he finished, he dedicated it to a dead homey. Bill Boggs There's this husband and wife, and every time they want to have sex, without the kids knowing, they use another term for it. Like a secret language. The code is, "Honey, let's do the laundry." One night

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