Jokes Women Won't Laugh At

Jokes Women Won't Laugh At

Tom Hobbes

Language: English

Pages: 196

ISBN: B0085HXKVG

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


For men only: jokes that are laugh-out-loud-over-cheap-beer-between-plays funny. A book that is an insult to women everywhere.

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lines. The first day, she painted five miles of roadway and did the job very well. The next day, however, she only painted three miles. On her third day, she painted just one mile of roadway. Concerned, her boss asked her on the fourth day why her work was slowing down so badly. "I'm sorry, sir," she replied. "But every day the paint pail keeps getting farther and farther away." @ A woman posts an ad in the newspaper: "Looking for man who won't beat me up, run away, and is great in the sack."

either," the boy says. "I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks. 11 "I'm a Cowboys fan," the child says. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet." ~ Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland." "Me,

OCCUR IN THE HOME? A: 166 She moved. 90 ® The epitome of laziness: a guy in California lying on top of a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest. @ Q: A: WHAT'S HALF A MILE LONG AND HAS AN IQ OF 126? A parade of blonde women. ® A woman ordered a pizza and the countennan asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, "Six, please. I could never eat twelve." @ A prostitute tells a man she'll be charging him an extra $500 because she is a virgin. The man only

says his first wish is to say good-bye to his horse and his second is to set him free. "Bring him his horse," the chief says. The cowboy strokes the horse's mane, whispers in his ear, and then sends him on his way into the sunset. The cowboy says he would like to mull over his final request, and the chief gives him until sunset. Just as the sun begins to dip below the mountains a few hours later, the cowboy hears hooves approaching and looks to the distance. Sure enough, here comes his horsewith

It was a really hot day and a woman decided she would go buy a Coke. She went to the Coke machine and put her money in, and a Coke came out. So she kept putting money in the machine and watching the Cokes come out. Since it was a hot day, a line formed behind her. Finally, the man immediately behind her said, "Will you hurry up. We're all hot and thirsty!" The woman turned around and said, "No way. I'm still winning." A woman went to her doctor for a checkup. When asked how she got the bruises

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