Painfully Gross Jokes, Volume 8

Painfully Gross Jokes, Volume 8

Julius Alvin

Language: English

Pages: 161

ISBN: 2:00263396

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

Synopsis from Amazon: A collection of way out humor, celebrity jabs, and outrageous putdowns.

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his wife as "magnetic"? Everything she touched, she charged. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to screw it in, one to lecture about how the socket is exploited, and one to secretly wish she were the socket. / If lovers celebrate Valentine's Day, what holiday do losers celebrate? Palm Sunday. 135 JUU U ' IV!N What's another name for a pimp? A fornicaterer. Why did the prostitute specialize in S&M? She was strapped for cash. A guy aid to his friend, "Sex

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to get a can opener? Came back with Ex-Lax. What's it called when you play a game of wits with a Polack? Solitaire. What is a Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece. 39 / JUUUS ALVIN What's "copulate"? What the black chief says to a police officer whQ walks in a half hour after he was supposed to start work. What's an Italian jacuzzi? Farting in the bathtub. ~ How can you tell if a guy is Italian? Have him breathe on a vampire. If the vampire dies, he's Italian. If Tarzan and Jane were

class to write a 200-word essay on what they did during summer vacation? He wrote "Not much" 100 times. How did the Polish janitor die? He was trying to refill the electric hand dryer. ~ Did you hear about the Polish photographer? He couldn't afford a darkroom, so he just wore a blindfold. Did you hear about the Polish family who drove to Florida to see Disney World? They saw a sign that said, "Disney World Left"so they turned around and went home. 43 JULIUS ALVIN Did you hear about the

to get the hang of it. An hour later, the rabbi was listening when a parishioner came into the confessional and said, "Father, I have sinned. I have had sexual intercourse with a married man four times. I am very sorry for this sin ." 96 - ---,. PAINFULLY GROSS JOKES The priest said, "Your sin is a serious one, my dear. But God forgives you, if you repent. Either say 40 Hail Marys or put $2 in the poorbox." The next woman carne in and said, "Father, I have sinned. I am not married, but I

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