Playboy's Party Jokes, No. 7

Playboy's Party Jokes, No. 7

Editors of Playboy Magazine

Language: English

Pages: 159

ISBN: 2:00263397

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

Synopsis from Amazon: Seven Is your lucky number if you re looking for the most laugh-filled buy of the year Cover to cover, PLAYBOY'S PARTY JOKES 7 Is bursting with fun-uproarious Jokes, raucous cartoons, frisky Femlins, and spicy limericks. Its 100% pure laughter from start to finish

A Sample:

Letters from a Nut

If This Is Mid-Life...Where's the Crisis?

Mr. K's Book of Really Nasty Jokes

The Dog Catcher





















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