The Bigger Book Of Gross Jokes

The Bigger Book Of Gross Jokes

Julius Alvin

Language: English

Pages: 192

ISBN: 1575663627

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

Julius Alvin has created an even bigger, even grosser, even more offensive collection that hits everyone's sore spots and cranks up the volume of laughs with hundreds of hilarious jokes from America's favorite gross-out king.192 pp.

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appeared on the screen. the first pervert said to the other. 'Tve had her, you know." A few minutes later. Julia Roberts appeared on the screen. The first pervert said to the second pervert. "You know, I've had her, too." Later. Melanie Griffith appeared on the screen. The second pervert said to his friend , "I suppose you had her, too?" "Shhh ." the first pervert replied . 'Tm having her now.·· • • • • • The Bigger Book of Gross Jokes So this man is having a vasectomy. During the deli-

She's the one who says, "'What. my tum again?" • • • How can you spot the Jtal.Lan parents at a PTA meeting? They're the ones attending under an assumed name. • • • Gross Ethnic Jokes How can you tell when a woman is half Irish and half 1talian? She mashes potatoes with her feet. • • • What does a Polish girl put behind her ears to attract men? Her lalees. • • • Why do Mexicans eat reftied beans? So they can get a second wind. • • • Why did the Irishman like to drtnk and drive? He

daughter. "Not so good. Mom." Annie says. "He cut his finger on a bread knife and he's in the hospital for two weeks." 'That seems like a long time for a simple cut," Annie's mother says. W Have you seen the doctor?" ..No," AnnJe replies. "But I've seen the nurse." • • • Why dJd God create businessmen? To make weathermen look good. • • • • Now That's Sick! So the candidate for governor says to hls constit- uents. "I promise to lower taxes, reduce Ulegal immigration, and clean up dirty

equals. The housewife says, "Four... The accountant says. 'Tm not sure. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more .. tim e. The lawyer lowers his voice and says. "How much do you want it to be?" • • • Why do womenfake orgasms? Because they think we care. • • • What do you calL a lawyer wlth an IQ of 50? Your Honor. • • • So your mother-in-law and your lawyer are trapped in a burning building, and you have time to save only one of them What do you do? Go catch a movie. The girls miss the first day of school? Moming sickness. • • • 1\vo Polish teenagers really want to lose their cherries, so they go to the local whorehouse. Because it"s Saturday and the place is really crowded, they have to take turns with one whore. The hooker beckons the first Polack into the roorn and hands him a rubber. "Put this on," she says. "So I don't get pregnant.·· The first Polack puts on the rubber and has sex with the hooker. When he's done, the second Polack goes into the

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