The New York Bartenders Joke Book

The New York Bartenders Joke Book

Jimmy Pritchard

Language: English

Pages: 196

ISBN: 2:00266436

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


Wander down to the local bar and ask the bartender, "Heard any good jokes lately?" Jimmy Pritchard, who has been tending bar in popular New York City establishments for years, has heard them all. From New York natives to tourists, from professionals to college kids, when Jimmy's behind the bar, everyone has to pony up a joke. Here is Pritchard's riotously funny collection of more than 400 jokes that is sure to have everyone laughing.

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purring like a cat again. "''b2nk goodness; said the blonde. "What was the matter?" "Simple, really; said the mechanic. "Just crap in the carburetor." Looking shocked, the blonde asked, "Oh. How many times a week do I have to do thaW y And speaking of blondes .. . Why do blondes like BMWs? Because they can't spen ·Chevrolet." y T\e Rew Yerk City hrt111der'r Jeh lt~k • 105 What's a brunette's mating call? ·nas that blonde gone yetr ~ What's the mating call of a redhead? "Next!" y Do not

purring like a cat again. "''b2nk goodness; said the blonde. "What was the matter?" "Simple, really; said the mechanic. "Just crap in the carburetor." Looking shocked, the blonde asked, "Oh. How many times a week do I have to do thaW y And speaking of blondes .. . Why do blondes like BMWs? Because they can't spen ·Chevrolet." y T\e Rew Yerk City hrt111der'r Jeh lt~k • 105 What's a brunette's mating call? ·nas that blonde gone yetr ~ What's the mating call of a redhead? "Next!" y Do not

Is absolutely gorgeous! I can't keep my eyes off hert• "I made her that way; God says, •so you will like her." •And sex!"Adam continues: She Is just fabulous ln bed! Anything I want her to do, she does, and she does it great!" MI made her that way; God says, · so you will like h er.· 130 • Jla11y Prltcbr4 ~But , there is one problem; Adam says. "She is dumber than a rock! She is very stupid and not too bright, either! " "I made her that way," God says, "so she will like you: '1. How do you

me a prune pa.za!" The kid says, "Do you want that ro go?w The old man scowls and says "\Vhy else would I Want it?!" ' t1 S1 tJ c ;! r nt Rt• Yerk City lutea4tr's Jekt a..k • 21 Did you hear about the guy who took Vtagra, but it got stuck in his thro2t? He bad a stiff neck all nfgbl. ~ A middle-aged couple get married and are in the honeymoon suite when the bride ukes off her clothes and says to her new husband, •Honey, 1 have to warn you. I have acute angina." The husband looks at her and

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