Unbearably Gross Jokes, Volume XXII

Unbearably Gross Jokes, Volume XXII

Julius Alvin

Language: English

Pages: 161


Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

Julius Alvin presents a new collection of politically incorrect, raunchy jokes about ethnic groups, homosexuals, women, politicians, and other unwitting targets.



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What's the definition of a nigger? An African-American who just left the room. Ninety-year-old Epstein is on his deathbed. He calls for the rabbi. "Rabbi," Epstein says to him, "I'm going fast. I want you should convert me to Christianity." "But why?" the doctor asks, quite shocked at Epstein's request. "Because if somebody has to die," Epstein replies, "let it be one of those bastards!" Why was the Polack late for his own wedding? He couldn't find a clean bowling shirt. 16 julius Alvin

Washington's Birthday celebrated in W:tshington D.C.? Because a man who can't tell a lie isn't worth remembering. This gal is so hot for Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt that she decides to have their likenesses tattooed on her butt, one on each cheek. Her boyfriend was furious but wanted to see what they look like. The girl drops her jeans and sticks out her ass. H er boyfriend says, "They don't look anything like Tom Cruise or Brad PitL" They argued, and the girl said she wanted a second opinion. When

celebrate?" The wife says, "I want to go somewhere I've never been before." The husband replies, "Try the kitchen." Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might hit a bump and spill your drink. What's a Yuppie cannibal? Someone who eats three squares a day. UNBEARABLY GROSS JOKES 87 How does a bulemic feed her cat? She throws up in his dish. \\~1at do you call a man with no arms and no legs, who likes to water ski? Skip. , r \\That' s the defmition of children ? Rotte n little brats who

the assailants?" one cop asks the lady turtle. "No," she replies. The cop says "Miss ' if you didn't see your , attackers, l don't know if we can help you. "You have to understand," the lady turtle says. "It all happened so fast!" ) .! 114 julius Alvin What's the difference between a whale and a lesbian? Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt So the redneck goes to pick up his date, a very respectable girl from a good home on the other side of the tracks. As she got ready, her mother waited

Third Grade. What's stupid and says, "life is like a box of chocolate laxatives?" Forrest Dump. What's the definition of Jello? Kool-Aid with a hard-on. 130 Julius Alvin 'What do you get when you cross Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton? Rocky Mountains. How can you spot a horny nun? She's the one with the vibrating crucifix. What's one page long and full of lies? The Polish Book of World Records. Why are black women such good dishwashers? Because the Brillo pad is built right in.

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